Ok so there’s this thing called The Mitchell Report. I had no idea what that was at first so I shall explain for those who are on the same page… APPARENTLY there’s a list of 40 Major League baseball players who were found guilty of steriod use. These 40 (including Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco & Roger Clemens) make up The Mitchell Report. From what I understand, these 40 will forever and ever be infamous for being a part of this “prestigous” (lol) list.
Here’s where it gets awesome… In my “idiot” days I dated this one mistake who played for a major league team. He ended up being a typical baseball player who was dating me and quite a few others at the same time. Awwww! I know! So last week he popped into my head and I thought…”hmm I wonder where he is these days.” So I pulled up google and found him. The only thing I could find is that he’s on the FREAKIN Mitchell Report!!! After researching what it meant I called Mandi, HYSTERICALLY laughing that this douche bag had proven that he was indeed just that… a total loser. Holy validation! We laughed for quite some time.
Oh but wait… it gets better! Mandi just called me. She was looking at the report (I sent her a link that has all the guys pictures and stories about them) and it turns out that my mistakes friend (that Mandi MIGHT have hooked up with) is ALSO on the list. I seriously almost just peed my pants. BASICALLY Mandi and I have collectively slept with 1/20th of the Mitchell Report. I COULDN’T BE MORE (disgusted) AND PROUD!!!!!!!!!
My god we are awesome!
Feel free to take a look… and no I won’t tell you which ones were lucky enough be a notch on our bedposts… Ahhh sweet retribution.
