January 2008
3 posts
In the same conversation regarding our...
Me (while looking at the website that has pictures of all the players on The Mitchell Report): At least (my mistakes) picture looks good
Mandi: Yeah, he's gained weight though
Me: Well, um...yeah...steroids will do that
Hmm
So Mandi had only ever heard that there were 40 names on The Mitchell Report. After some quick and easy math (8x11)+1, I found that there are 89 names on the list. Dammit that the 1/20th from below is now a measly 1/45th-ish That, however, does NOT take away from our awesomeness. It instead just makes us a little less slutty. Not sure how, but it does. Right? Hello? Someone???
I mean... REALLY?!?!?!? →
Ok so there’s this thing called The Mitchell Report. I had no idea what that was at first so I shall explain for those who are on the same page… APPARENTLY there’s a list of 40 Major League baseball players who were found guilty of steriod use. These 40 (including Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco & Roger Clemens) make up The Mitchell Report. From what I understand, these 40 will...
December 2007
10 posts
Talking to my NFL friend...
Friend (who is supposed to be going to Vegas with us for my birthday): I hope I can't go to Vegas with you.
Me: WHAT?? WHY??
Friend: Cause that would mean we're still in the playoffs.
Me: You and your stupid priorities.
On the phone with my mom...
Mom: Are you watching this game?
Me: Of course! God, I hope they win!
Mom: You hope who wins?
Me: The Patriots. They have broken so many records and have done so much, they deserve to hold the title of perfect record for the season.
Mom: Well yeah, plus Brady is so cute!
“Yeah, we’ll see how long it lasts.” -”
– My awesome soon-to-be-ex-mother-in-law ON MY WEDDING DAY, when my moms good friend said to her, “You have a new beautiful daughter. Congratulations!” Wooooooow. I just heard this story for the first time tonight. Nothing like a little confimation that I’ve made a great decision. ...
“Be strategic” -”
– Mandi giving me advice on choosing our seats on the plane when we were getting from Nashville to Vegas and realized that James Denton (Mike Delfino from Desperate Housewives) was on our plane. Yes we ended up sitting in front of him (thankyouverymuch) and talked the whole time. THEN (because God...
November 2007
5 posts
Ugh!
Moving sooooo sucks! I mean, it’s not THAT bad when the movers actually do the moving of all my shit while I’m at work, but unpacking is the worst ever. Luckily my mom is a saint and she “came by to see the place” and ended up staying for 6 hours and helped me put nearly everything away. BEST EVER. I have sooo much more to do though and its really overwhelming and crappy....
Oh My...
Sienna: Auntie, night night
Me: Good night angel
Sienna: I love you
Me: I love you too
Sienna: Oh shit.
Me: (laughing) Uhhh...
My mom: Yeah, thats her new thing
FIIIIIIIIIINE
Ok so Mandi finally talked me into it. I can’t promise that I will keep it updated regularly, however I will do my best. So, how does this work?