I'm just sayin...

Fri Jan 4

In the same conversation regarding our "mistakes"...

  • Me (while looking at the website that has pictures of all the players on The Mitchell Report): At least (my mistakes) picture looks good
  • Mandi: Yeah, he's gained weight though
  • Me: Well, um...yeah...steroids will do that

Hmm

So Mandi had only ever heard that there were 40 names on The Mitchell Report. After some quick and easy math (8x11)+1, I found that there are 89 names on the list. Dammit that the 1/20th from below is now a measly 1/45th-ish

That, however, does NOT take away from our awesomeness. It instead just makes us a little less slutty. Not sure how, but it does. Right? Hello? Someone???

I mean... REALLY?!?!?!?

Ok so there’s this thing called The Mitchell Report. I had no idea what that was at first so I shall explain for those who are on the same page… APPARENTLY there’s a list of 40 Major League baseball players who were found guilty of steriod use. These 40 (including Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco & Roger Clemens) make up The Mitchell Report. From what I understand, these 40 will forever and ever be infamous for being a part of this “prestigous” (lol) list.

Here’s where it gets awesome… In my “idiot” days I dated this one mistake who played for a major league team. He ended up being a typical baseball player who was dating me and quite a few others at the same time. Awwww! I know! So last week he popped into my head and I thought…”hmm I wonder where he is these days.” So I pulled up google and found him. The only thing I could find is that he’s on the FREAKIN Mitchell Report!!! After researching what it meant I called Mandi, HYSTERICALLY laughing that this douche bag had proven that he was indeed just that… a total loser. Holy validation! We laughed for quite some time.

Oh but wait… it gets better! Mandi just called me. She was looking at the report (I sent her a link that has all the guys pictures and stories about them) and it turns out that my mistakes friend (that Mandi MIGHT have hooked up with) is ALSO on the list. I seriously almost just peed my pants. BASICALLY Mandi and I have collectively slept with 1/20th of the Mitchell Report. I COULDN’T BE MORE (disgusted) AND PROUD!!!!!!!!!

My god we are awesome!

Feel free to take a look… and no I won’t tell you which ones were lucky enough be a notch on our bedposts… Ahhh sweet retribution.

Sun Dec 30
YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so excited they made the playoffs!!! Now I get to go to the game next weekend!!!!!

YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so excited they made the playoffs!!! Now I get to go to the game next weekend!!!!!

Sat Dec 29
CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!

CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!

Talking to my NFL friend...

  • Friend (who is supposed to be going to Vegas with us for my birthday): I hope I can't go to Vegas with you.
  • Me: WHAT?? WHY??
  • Friend: Cause that would mean we're still in the playoffs.
  • Me: You and your stupid priorities.

On the phone with my mom...

  • Mom: Are you watching this game?
  • Me: Of course! God, I hope they win!
  • Mom: You hope who wins?
  • Me: The Patriots. They have broken so many records and have done so much, they deserve to hold the title of perfect record for the season.
  • Mom: Well yeah, plus Brady is so cute!
Sun Dec 23
“ Yeah, we’ll see how long it lasts.” -

My awesome soon-to-be-ex-mother-in-law ON MY WEDDING DAY, when my moms good friend said to her, “You have a new beautiful daughter. Congratulations!”

Wooooooow. I just heard this story for the first time tonight. Nothing like a little confimation that I’ve made a great decision.

Thu Dec 20
Who’s that you ask? Only the best kicker in the NFL… I’m just sayin…

Who’s that you ask? Only the best kicker in the NFL… I’m just sayin…

Turns out we were popular in that bar

Turns out we were popular in that bar

This is the face I miss sooooo much.

This is the face I miss sooooo much.

He’s only the best ever…

He’s only the best ever…

Sun Dec 16
“ Be strategic” - Mandi giving me advice on choosing our seats on the plane when we were getting from Nashville to Vegas and realized that James Denton (Mike Delfino from Desperate Housewives) was on our plane. Yes we ended up sitting in front of him (thankyouverymuch) and talked the whole time. THEN (because God must feel bad for giving me a raw deal in my current situation and just feels like I’m owed something…) he is on my flight from Vegas to Burbank where he saved me a seat…and gave me “how to get a divorce” advice. I mean really..
Wed Nov 21

Ugh!

Moving sooooo sucks! I mean, it’s not THAT bad when the movers actually do the moving of all my shit while I’m at work, but unpacking is the worst ever. Luckily my mom is a saint and she “came by to see the place” and ended up staying for 6 hours and helped me put nearly everything away. BEST EVER. I have sooo much more to do though and its really overwhelming and crappy. Especially since its a 4 day weekend and I’m SUPPOSED to be having fun! Ok fine… Friday night I’m actually heading down to San Diego for a weekend that will include wine tasting, going out and a Charger game…

I know what you’re thinking… my move doesn’t sound very stressful? You’re right. It wasn’t, but I’m tired and cranky and I felt like complaining.

I’m done now. I feel better.

Tue Nov 20
I love Central Park… especially the bridges

I love Central Park… especially the bridges